Sunday, April 8, 2012

Moving Law # 1

The first and most important rule of moving (i.e. moving from one location to another, often involving moving from one state to another) is: Don't Move.  You might "think" you need to move or (worse) want to move.  Believe me, you do not.  The grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence; it is not.  It is not only not greener, it is filled with weeds, ticks, chiggers, and things worse.  If you follow this first simple rule of moving, you will not even need the other rules, since you will not have moved!  But for those who do not heed my advice and decide to move anyway, there will be other rules to help you along your (misbegotten) way.